My sister and I can’t stop laughing over posts at mymomisafob.com. Apparently they aren’t as funny if you haven’t grown up deciphering manglish (that’s mangled English and not the lingua franca of lad mags), but maybe you’ll appreciate this anyway:
My mom and sister were waiting on line at the grocery store when mom, as usual, picks up on one of the random revelatory news tidbits that are bouncing constantly in her head, ready to be unleashed without warning.
Mom: So, ______’s mom moved back to St. Louis, and now she’s a vegetable.
C: What?! What happened?
Mom: Well, she turned Buddhist so now she’s a vegetable.
C: Oh… vegetarian. [Considers explaining the difference but decides it’s not worth it.]
Mom: You know, those Buddhistly people are much better than the others.