so the kid, she says to me — she says, “man, i hate that john mayer. he’s annoying.”
and i says, “yeah, but he’s not as annoying as dave matthews.”
“dave who?!”
“you don’t know who dave matthews is?”
“well, i’ve heard of him, but, no, i don’t.”
“um, well, i guess john mayer sort of sounds like him.”

and that’s when i realized that i am ten — T – E – N — years older than her.


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